Why pregnant women are freaks

I don't read much about pregnancy, other than to check few sites here and there to find out how the baby is developing and if my horrible nighttime cramps are normal. (Turns out yes, they are.) Otherwise, ignorance is bliss: I get enough sleep, eat well, take my vitamins, avoid riding Twister at a hard trot, and that's about it. Why?

Because of atrocious sites like this. No wonder pregnant women become paranoid freaks! The list of "don'ts" is ridiculous. I can't walk down the street without getting attacked by iguanas or contracting herpes; how do they expect me to live like this? Cripes.